Do You Keep Losing The Keys To Your Kingdom? (Or At Least To Your House?)

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If you are anything like me, your keys must drive you nuts. Every time I enter my house, I vow to put them in the same place all the time. No matter how hard I try, they seem to have a mind of their own, which tells them to play hide and seek with me on most days of the week! Not only that, they seem to reproduce at night, keeping me always on the prowl for their mating grounds the next morning.

I have tried hooks, counters, special dishes, duplicate sets of keys and absolutely nothing works. Duplicate sets present other problems; namely the issue of not being able to find them as well. I am a hopeless case! Worse, there are several sets of different keys to contend with. It would seem, indeed, that the keys as well as the hooks are all after me and my quest for normalcy. The entire matter presents significant justification for entry into any one of the world's most popular insane asylums!

Stay tuned for the sequel to this article, which in all probability will include not only losing the keys to your car, but also your car. I am told that somewhere there a workshop (if you can find it), that offers help and a light at the end of this forgetful tunnel. Keep it secret though. Otherwise, everyone in your neighborhood will attach an orange feather-duster to the antennae of their car, and you still won't be able to find yours every time you park at the supermarket or local mall.

Do you have this problem? If you don't, can you

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Marjorie Dorfman is a freelance writer and former teacher originally from Brooklyn, New York.

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